Picked up a prescription cream for Pigpen’s latest malady today: Forehead Fungus.
Me: Hi! I’m here to pick up a prescription?
Cashier: [squinting at label] Ummmm…okay. Hang on.
Pharmacist: [appears at drive thru window, leaning out]: Um, hi. Do you have any questions about this….medication?
He whispered this last line, glancing around lest someone overheard him.
Pharmacist: Do you know how to apply it?
Me: Uhhh….I just rub it on his forehead, right?
This is all very shady. I’m wondering about the caliber of fungus that Pigpen has acquired.
Pharmacist: Oh, this isn’t for you?
Me: No. For my three year old. Fungus on the head. [gesture at Pigpen and his fungus]
Pharmacist: Oh. [looks at label again] Interesting. Okay, then. Have a good day!
Me: [baffled]
As I drove off, I glanced at the label. At the huge black letters: VAGINAL ANTI-FUNGAL
Ohhhhhh…..Awkward.
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