Based on past experience, I can't have a stomach bug with normal 12-24 hour expected results. No, no. I have to get all dehydrated and lose feeling in my extremeties and not be able to keep anything in my system and puke until my body is juicing my organs and I wind up in the ER on an IV kind of sick. It really does keep things lively, I tell you.
Sooooo, that's where I've been. Eating toast, bagels, plain noodles, and crackers since Monday. I'm about to try my first real meal and I'm hungry, but nervous. Pigpen, by the way, had this virus for about three hours in a small way. Piglet had a stomach ache. Mr. Pigs had a fairly hearty 6 hours of it, but no puking. Me? Shudder.
In other health news, I learned last week that my left eye is ripe for cataract surgery! I kind of can't wait. I get to actually have the vision in that eye corrected. Did you hear that? I won't need glasses! Okay, well, in that eye anyway. Ooh! Do you think I'd look good with a monocle?