Friday, August 20, 2010

WHY?

Piglet: Mommy, are we in the car?

Me: Uh, yes?

Piglet: Why?

Me: So we can get to the store?

Piglet: Why?

Me: For food. We need food.

[Silence. Pondering. I begin mentally preparing my answer as to why humans need food for survival.]

Pigpen: Dump truck! Dump truck! Dump truck!

Piglet: Yes, Pigpen, those are dump trucks.

Pigpen: Why?

Piglet: Because they are!

Pigpen: Why?

Piglet: Pigpen, stop saying why. Mommy, Pigpen won't stop saying why!

Me: Does that bother you?

Piglet: Yes! It's making my ears tired!

Me: Hmmm. I bet that's annoying.

Pigpen: School bus! Bus! Bus! Bus!

Piglet: Yes, Pigpen, that's a school bus. [sighs with weight of world]

Pigpen: Why?

Piglet: Because they just ARE Pigpen! Stop saying why!

Me: It's pretty annoying when people say why all the time, isn't it?

Piglet: YES.

[Long blissful pause]

Piglet: Mommy, why is it annoying when people say why?

Me: .........

3 comments:

Mommy Belle said...

That's great!

Aims said...

Ahhhh, once more our worlds collide! Love that Pigpen was dishing some of it out on Piglet!!

katielady said...

You wrote that for me, I know you did.  ;)