Tuesday, May 29, 2007

An Ode from Pigs

Oh, how I adore you, morning coffee poo.
Prompt, predictable, and reliable too.
A few sips of the nectar, oh it is sweet!
And a bite of my breakfast I also eat.

And then Bam! It's time! You are at the ready!
I set down my coffee to keep the cup steady!
A dart and a dash and I've reached the potty.
My expectations are high, the results never shoddy.

The relief! Sweet it is, I firmly assure you!
This is my superfast, Prompt Power Poo.
The coffee, the beans, the oils...I don't know?
But it certainly puts on one heck of a show.

In closing, my dear poo, I enjoy your presence.
I even take pride in your shameless incessance.
Every morning at just nine fifty three
Is a very special time for you and for me.

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