Tuesday, December 26, 2006

You might be white trash if....

You have to pull over off of a highway exit ramp to breastfeed in the parking lot of a K&W Cafeteria on Christmas night. It might get worse if you have to change a poopy diaper/outfit in your lap and then lay it on the ground outside the vehicle because it smells too bad to keep in the car. Then there's what happens when you cruise over to the K&W dumpster to dispose of the dirty diaper while continuing to nurse your now naked child and your husband gets the urge to urinate and does so behind said dumpsters. Then you must proceed nonchalantly to your next family event in a classy manner as though nothing out of the ordinary has occurred.

Not me, of course. Just someone I know.

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