Your day is at least entertaining when...

1. Mr. Owens masters the art of playing his recorder using only his nose and proceeds to demonstrate in line with "When the Saints Go Marching In" played in its entirety, causing the whole class to be late for music while we wait.

2. When a boy in your class finds a wrapped maxi pad inexplicably laying in the middle of the floor, and brings it to you to ask what it is. When told bluntly that it's trash, he takes it to the trash can, opening it along the way and gathering a crowd of several boys around him, fascinated by the mysterious product. After great debate, they peel the backing and proclaim it "a large bandage" and stick it to the side of the trash can.