...that the check I wrote to the Red Cross on September 1st hasn't been cashed yet?
...that some parents think that Flaming Hot Cheetos are an appropriate snack?
...that a podiatrist might not be a real doctor?
...that not one, but two children asked me during their end of quarter exam today if they had to do numbers 27 and 28?
...that despite having his anal glands squeezed just two weeks ago, Gus continues to drag his anus around on my carpet?
...that I have a set of twins who earned a 100% on their exam? Did I mention that it was together? 46% + 54% = 100%.
...that my dinner consisted of oyster stew and waffles?
Thoughts to ponder.
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