Now, what I do NOT have is a stash of toilet paper. I have a price threshold for all products. I will not pay more than $4.50 for a 12 pack of double rolls in the toilet paper category. This can be challenging to find, so I don't actually have a stash of the two ply. The reason that I am sharing this with you is to help you understand the internal rage which bubbled up inside of me when I found two rolls of brand new toilet paper which had been dunked into the toilet and hastily hidden in the bathroom trash can tonight.
SOMEONE will be using those two rolls of toilet paper. Oh, yes. They will be used. Currently, they are drying on my kitchen counter. OH THE RAGE.