I poured a glass of wine to drink with dinner.
Pigpen: JUICE! JUICE! Unt JUICE! [points frantically]
Me: It's not juice. It's wine. [sip]
Piglet: When can I drink wine?
Me: When you're 21. [sip]
Piglet: Or when I have a watery poo poo?
[crickets chirping.....chirping]
Me: OH! [collapse laughing into plate] I think you're thinking of Pedialyte.
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HILARIOUS! That boy makes me laugh.
God I could use a glass of wine....
Love it! You know you need to give your kids more juice when they mistake wine and Pedialyte for it. He most go crazy at parties!
guest is Janessa....sorry must not have signed in correctly. i don't have the patience...
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