Friday, February 19, 2010

A Very Formal Interview with Piglet, aged 3 years, 5 months

How old are you? Mmmmm....90. No. Three years old!

When were you born? When I was little.

Where did you come from? From Texas.

What is your dad's name? Michael

What does your dad do? He works on bridges and roads

What is your mom's name? Miss Pigs

What does your mom do? She types on the computer aaaaaand goes in the basement aaaaaand spanks Pigpen's hand.

What do you do at school? Play with my teachers. Play with my kids. Play with my toys.

What is your favorite color? Green.

What is your favorite food? Oranges, pineapple, carrots, salad.

What foods do you not like? Salad.

Where is your favorite place to eat? At the Restaurant. Chepe's.

What is your favorite animal? Giraffe.

What does Daddy say to you? Yes.

What does Mommy say to you? No.

Who is your best friend? Vivi and Gabi

What is your favorite movie? Tomater and the Ghost Light.

What is your favorite toy? Mater.

What is your favorite thing to do? Go to school.

What is your favorite book? Alexander.

What do you want to be when you grow up? A garbage man.

Where do you want to live when you grow up? I want to stay at Georgia.

Are you going to get married? What's that?

Are you going to have any kids? Yes.

How many? This many! (hold up fingers and counts) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!

Boys or girls? Girls. And some boys.

Who will clean the house? Me.

Who will take out the garbage? Me.

Where is your favorite place to go? I want to stay here. I don't wanna go to Publix!

No comments: