So, Eddie arrived last night in all her glory. Usually, she's beleaguered with Eeyore-esque dreary comments ("I'm sure they lost my luggage." or "That'll probably smell."), but last night she entered my home with a different tale that caught me off guard.
Sitting on the couch commiserating about our dual flight struggles trying to fly into Dallas this week, she's suddenly struck with a thought.
Eddie: Oh! I have to show you something!
Me: Okay.
[Eddie races from den to retrieve an empty candy bag from her gear. She appears to be pilfering through it.]
Eddie: You HAVE to see what I pulled out of my nose today!
Me: Do I? Really?
Eddie: I have never gotten something this long from my nose before. [Poke, poke, pause] Oh darn. It broke.
Me: Rats.
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