Setting: Wee morning hours, my bedroom.
Characters: Me, Mike, and Piglet
Piglet: Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah!
Me: [poke Mike aggressively in back] What time is it?
Mike: Six thirty.
Me: WHOOP! Are you serious! Hey! Hey! He slept through the night! He finally slept through the night! High five! [bouncing enthusiastically on bed]
Mike: [burrows under covers] The transportation costs will be too high. The project won't work.
Me: [pause in bouncing] Huh?
Mike: [Sits up on elbow] The transportation.....oh. Piglet's up. [shakes head]
Me: [suspicious] What time is it?
Mike: Three fifteen.
Me: [burrow under covers in fit of depression] You freakshow. Go change Piglet's diaper.
Piglet: Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaah!
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