Sunday, April 30, 2006

Note to Self:

Um, just in case anyone ever wondered...when you're driving? And the sun gets in your eyes? You should reconsider flipping down the visor if any of the following conditions happen to be in place:

1. Your garage door opener is clipped to said visor.
2. You have a chocolate/banana/peanut butter milkshake in the cupholder.
3. You are Pigs and have a propensity for bizarre accidents.

In case you are curious, a garage door opener that is propelled directly into a chocolate banana peanut butter milkshake while hurtling down the expressway at approximately 75 miles per hour will:

a) submerge
b) get very, very sticky
c) no longer open your garage

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