Wednesday, February 01, 2006


Rocky came up to me today during class. For the last couple of days, he's been having inexplicable stomachaches. Today he figured it all out.
Me: What's the matter, Rocky?
Rocky: I just wanted to tell you why I been havin' them stomachaches.
Me: Oh, really? Why?
Rocky: I been havin' the worms again. I got the runs too.
Me: [lips twitching]
Rocky: Can I go to the bathroom?

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