Howdy!

I'd like to introduce everyone to Gunther. Gunther is my seasonal sentry who adorns my front porch during October. He's a pretty laid back, happy-go-lucky fella. Since our move to Texas we've had to western him up a bit. The other decor in this neighborhood are kind of a rough crowd and ain't nobody gonna pick on my Gunther, so now he fits right in with the other guards. We try to keep a close eye on him. Some nights he must really tie one on because we'll come home and his head will be laying on the ground beside him. I don't understand it; I used a whole lot of duct tape, you'd think he could keep his head about him.