Why?

Select-a-Size papertowels drive me insane. Just for the record. You go for a full-sized sheet and you get a scrap. Who needs a scrap?! If you do, you just fold a normal papertowel in half! Unfortunately, my cheapness and my loathing of Select-a-Size collide when that's all that Sam's carries and they're so darn cheap. Probably because no one would buy them in the regular store. Humph. That's all I have to say about that.