A Formal Retraction

After a 12 hour search and rescue, Mike's wedding band has been located. Repeat, the ring has been discovered. I must now go humbly into the backyard and take down all of the markers I posted noting Gus' most recent deposits. We have issued a formal apology to Gus. His good name has been restored in this particular missing jewelry occurence. It has not, however, been restored in any of the prior instances for which we retain proof retrieved from the evidence(s) collected. We also reserve the right to harbor hydrogen peroxide in the cabinet for possible future retrieval purposes. That will be all.