Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Fact: When one becomes great with child, one's boobs tend to grow. Kind of a lot.

Note: When one is used to having smallish boobs, this can, on occasion, create awkward situations.

Point: Be careful taking your actively writhing toddler to a water babies swim lesson in a two year old shrunken maternity tankini when in this endowed condition.

Query: I wonder how long my boob had been hanging out of my bathing suit when I looked down and noticed it 25 minutes into the 30 minute lesson?

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