Asparagus, anyone?

When you're in a hurry, there's really nothing better than when your garbage disposal throws up shredded asparagus all over your cabinet. It's really great when the pipe breaks and all the asparagus-y water runs all over your feet.

What's extra cool is after you've cleaned up the mess and you are waiting for your husband to come fix it, you have a bout of temporary insanity and forget that the pipe is hanging open and strain your macaroni noodles in the sink, thus pouring scalding hot water all over your cabinet and, again, onto your feet.